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Adoptions are simple, we match the dog to the family and and the family to the dog.
To start the proceedure we need you to complete an adoption application. (Go to the "Forms" heading on the menu and complete the Adoption Application.)
We will review it and call you for a phone interview. We really want to know what your family is looking for.
Next we do a home visit to meet your family and to see where your new family member will be living. We need to make sure that you have a secure backyard and a gate.
Once these 3 things are completed you become an approved home and we will gladly match you with a perfect lifelong companion.
Our adoption fee is $500 and that includes a fabulouso dog, spay or neuter, all shots, microchip, heartworm testing, fecal testing , and they will be flea and tick free.
Sounds too good to be true? Yeah we know, but we want you to be happy and our dog needs a family that can give him or her LOTS of love.
Please note that all our dogs must be part of your family and live in the house.
Thanks for Having a Big Heart for a Big Dog
**HOW TO TELL IF YOU'RE READY FOR A MASTIFF**
1) Lift a hundred pound bag of wet sand up and down the stairs
2) Push a hundred pound bag of wet sand into your car
3) Smear hair gel all over your walls and throw it on the ceiling and TV, while you're at it, smear the lower half of all windows, curtains and glass
4) Rub fur and gel into the roof of your vehicle
5) At least twice daily, drop that bag of wet sand on your bare foot
6) Shake balls of fur, mulch, and a bucket of dirt all over your house daily (add water for rainy days)
7) Practice repeating “English mastiff, about 200 pounds…8-10 cups a day…"no, I don’t have a saddle” over and over with a smile
8) Volunteer at the zoo to help wash the large animals and clean up their poop
9) Invite your friends over and have them all try to get in the bathroom while you are using it
10) Practice telling people that your husband does NOT beat you, that those bruises are from your dog!
11) Take a nice long piece of rubber hose and go around smacking all the coffee mugs off the end-tables and hit any close male where he doesn't like to be hit and smack your own legs a few times too
12) Have someone operate a chain saw at the foot of your bed all night...record this and play it every night close to your ear
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